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Friday, July 15, 2011

Gua selamatkan Juliana Evans dari di raba (18)

Baru-baru ni gua dapat Job partime baru..., nak tau apa..??

Gua dilantik menjadi bodyguard merangkap boipren kepada Juliana Evans.., kenal kan..??




gambar macam ini tak seksi sangat...kan



kalau gambar macam ini, amik kau seksi gila kan...grrrrrrrr


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Kesibukan juliana evans telah sinonim dalam jiwa gua..,kemana sahaja dia pergi gua pasti akan ikut dia..,baru-baru ini juliana evans pergi ke majlis penganugerahan Digi Wwwow Award dan ramai gila orang kat situ termasuk rakan-rakan artis bernama Jamar dan Hazman

Gua sebagai bodyguard yang bertauliah terpaksa la menjaga keselamatan majikan gua ini daripada paparazi dan penggila seks seperti Hamzah ian tu..,

Paparazi bernama Daydeck



Ujang : bos cuba tengok dorang tu , semua nak raba bos tu...i dah cakap jangan seksi-seksi tadi

Juliana : biar la u...dorang kan peminat i...so takkan i nak marah-marah

Ujang : kepala otak kau bos..!! dorang nak raba bos boleh kata biar la..??

Juliana : eh..bukan biar dorang raba i.., maksud i u la jaga i...pegang i

Ujang : bos, saya dah kawin..tak boleh pegang2, pegang sikit2 takpa..heeee


tiba-tiba juliana evans di ganggu oleh peminatnya ,

"woi...!!! apa raba-raba ni.."  tegas gua kepada peminat-peminat dia sambil buat gaya seorang hero

Masa tu juliana evans dah tersenyum bangga kerana mempunyai bodyguard yang takecare gila...., gua dalam pada masa yang sama melarikan topik untuk mengelakkan jatuh cinta.

Ujang : evans, ada wartawan nak amik gambar kita la...

Juliana : ok2...senyum cepat...


* klik...!


Sekarang ini juliana evans dah suka gila dekat gua...,gaji gua pun dia dah naikkan...,gua pun dah bertambah sibuk sekarang ini

Ops.....ok la..gua nak gerak dulu....juliana event dah mesej gua ni...


 " CERITA ADALAH MENIPU BELAKA...SIAPA PERCAYA DIA SENGAL....hee"



Sekian...Peace (~_^)v


P/S : sila tekan "Ctrl A"






70 Orang Memberi Komen & Pendapat

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Anonymous delete July 14, 2011 at 7:53 PM

haha..sengal la ujang

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Wan delete July 14, 2011 at 7:55 PM

hahahahhaa. sengal gile. :D

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Uji Hussein delete July 14, 2011 at 7:57 PM

Alamak!Seksinya boss Ujang.Pandai Ujang cari boss.(Boss kat rumah tu marah baru tau!)

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☀ Izzaty Hedry☀ delete July 14, 2011 at 7:58 PM

adeee.. boleh jdi penulis skrip dah ni ... HAHA

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BudakBudak delete July 14, 2011 at 8:01 PM

Ujang, jadik bodyguard yana sudahhh..haha...suka brangan ngan kentutla bro ni..haha

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AZRI delete July 14, 2011 at 8:09 PM

peh,berangan tak hengat dunia wehhh

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AZRI delete July 14, 2011 at 8:09 PM

peh,berangan tak hengat dunia wehhh

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ezza haniza delete July 14, 2011 at 8:11 PM

dah biasa dah baca entry perasan perasan cmni! ekekekekee

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Unknown delete July 14, 2011 at 8:19 PM

adeh tercekik tulang bce entry ni

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Alya Esprézzo™ delete July 14, 2011 at 8:21 PM

sejak dah jumpa juliana, ejaan event pun dah betul..HAHAHAHAH evans :P

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Unknown delete July 14, 2011 at 8:24 PM

dr awl lg aku dah bau something..haha

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Luqman delete July 14, 2011 at 8:27 PM

tkan ctrl+A, korg akan nmpak ayat yg tersembunyi..hahaha.. berangan tahap gaban dh nie.. mgamok lak yg kt umh tu nnti..hehe

-www.luqaz.com

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Ce'gu JAERA delete July 14, 2011 at 8:36 PM

hehehe.. kelakar juga ye.. anyway, Juliana is my faveret artist

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Nur Nazrah Bibi delete July 14, 2011 at 8:37 PM

menanges juliana evans kalau bace entri ni .

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Ujang9897 delete July 14, 2011 at 8:42 PM

juliana evans sblh gua ni tgh baca...(sekali lagi poyo)

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s.y.a.r.q delete July 14, 2011 at 8:45 PM

Ade ape dgn ctrl A??? hehehe.

hari-hari cuci mate jadi bodyguard juliana even. Hahhaa

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anti ujang delete July 14, 2011 at 8:46 PM

buat gua rasa nak lempang jer ko jang...

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anti ujang delete July 14, 2011 at 8:46 PM

buat gua rasa nak lempang jer ko jang...

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JMR delete July 14, 2011 at 8:48 PM

bongok lu jang..cerita ngan gambar, real dowh!!!

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Anies Anessa delete July 14, 2011 at 8:56 PM

ujang,ko sengal lol!hahahaha...btw,i like..

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hazman aka species1980 delete July 14, 2011 at 8:57 PM

Hahhahahaa.... Kalau amik gambar ngan retis ....memang tamak betul la ko nie....

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Farhanhanif91 delete July 14, 2011 at 8:57 PM

blog kau ni bpe percent fakta???hahahaha

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Puan NisaKhaidir delete July 14, 2011 at 9:32 PM

wah! dh jadi retiss betambah glamer...
sekali pandang cm juliaa evans. dua kali pandang dah macam maria gozawa dah aku nengok.. tettt! hahah..
jom tgk entry gila gozila kat sini:

http://pelangichanteque.blogspot.com/2011/07/entry-gila-hahahahahaha.html


hahah :P

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Najlaa 'Aqilah delete July 14, 2011 at 9:36 PM

amboi dia punya cerita. HAHAH. funny

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FADZ delete July 14, 2011 at 9:37 PM

lawak gila..hahhaa..dari awal lg mmg da start kompius nak percaya ke tak??hehe

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Ct Arina delete July 14, 2011 at 10:00 PM

woi, suke2 je lu panggil die evans. tu name family die r bijakkkk!

tp cite lu best r jang. hahah

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Unknown delete July 14, 2011 at 10:03 PM

ujang . pi masuk maharajalawak ae . komfem mnng . klah sepah n lain . wakakaka !
poyo tahap drakula dah ! ^^,

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bicara mak dara delete July 14, 2011 at 10:05 PM

hehehehehe sakit perut menahan gelak.. =)

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AJ delete July 14, 2011 at 10:19 PM

wahh,juliana evans..jealouss2....

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Abu Zafran delete July 14, 2011 at 10:20 PM

mana ade retis cun disitu adenyer ujang...kak yana cool..relax jew

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Unknown delete July 14, 2011 at 10:28 PM

dh biasa baca entri poyo mcm ni..hahha..

Cute lah Juliana Event..

pepatah baru..
Di mana ada Artis Disitu ada Ujang9897.hehe

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~syue syada~ delete July 14, 2011 at 10:32 PM

dah agak dah,entry sengal ni..haha

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mas saari delete July 14, 2011 at 11:01 PM

dialog memang sentiasa camtu...hehehehe

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Anonymous delete July 14, 2011 at 11:03 PM

muntah hijau + sengal + lawak !
haha .
5 stars :D

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najihahfara delete July 14, 2011 at 11:05 PM

muke x leh blah..hahaha..
semangat

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najihahfara delete July 14, 2011 at 11:05 PM

muke x leh blah..hahaha..
semangat

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dayu_myself delete July 14, 2011 at 11:20 PM

gila persan en ujang..hahahaha....x pasai2 marah kang istri hang tu....istri hang tu lgi comel laaa..ngeh4

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dayu_myself delete July 14, 2011 at 11:20 PM

gila persan en ujang..hahahaha....x pasai2 marah kang istri hang tu....istri hang tu lgi comel laaa..ngeh4

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Unknown delete July 14, 2011 at 11:26 PM

aku tawu menipu pn aku bace smpai habes... grrr

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mimmarazaq delete July 14, 2011 at 11:31 PM

kah kah kah......tajuk nak best je...huuuu dah baca dulu kat blog cik epal...ngeh ngeh ngeh

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Aku By Pojie delete July 14, 2011 at 11:44 PM

damn... tajuk gila tak tahannnnnnnnnnn

hahahhahahhahah

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Anonymous delete July 15, 2011 at 12:00 AM

adehhhhhhhh terbeliak mata x? hoho

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Alif Haris delete July 15, 2011 at 1:17 AM

hahahha ujang klo dah jumpe retis memang tak boleh buat ape lah .. hahah :D

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TeAqArH delete July 15, 2011 at 2:11 AM

ayat retis sorg ni...mmg hot je..^_^

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Farah Junaidy delete July 15, 2011 at 9:01 AM

kalo juliana evans baca entri nie cnfirm ujang resign..die cri body guard baru..haha

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a.R delete July 15, 2011 at 9:03 AM

ceeeccecacacaaaaaccaaammmmmmmm....haremmmsssss.....hahahaha~~

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BeloG MTT delete July 15, 2011 at 9:23 AM

Juliana EVENT last sekali tak tahan tu.. hahaha =.='

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eima delete July 15, 2011 at 9:29 AM

aku pun tak brape nk kenal julian evans nih ... ko mmg modal bg artis tak glemer jd glemer la

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yanamib delete July 15, 2011 at 10:00 AM

xdpt jd artis, jd bodyguard artis pn jd la eh..keje leklok ye..ngee~ =P

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halila Ibrahim delete July 15, 2011 at 11:51 AM

makin menjadi2 penyakit kau Ujang...

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trigyy delete July 15, 2011 at 1:05 PM

ak tak p'caya sbb ak knal ko. klu org tak knal ko msti p'caya. sbb gmbar2 nice.. hahha

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Anonymous delete July 15, 2011 at 3:46 PM

dah agak dah! :P

taknak jadi bodigad MDT ke???

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zuwaidah delete July 15, 2011 at 5:41 PM

asal masuk sini je, mesti kak zu senyum sorang2..kamu ni kelakar betul la jang!!

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Unknown delete July 15, 2011 at 11:06 PM

hahaha bab2 merepek ujang mmg teror kn !

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Anonymous delete July 16, 2011 at 12:09 AM

JULIANA EVANS SAMPAH

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Anonymous delete September 5, 2011 at 7:12 PM

sweet nye Juliana Evans...@_@


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