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Monday, July 4, 2011

Ada ke patut dia tunjuk Corte(18sx)

(Gambar Hiasan)


Baru-baru ni member gua bernama Naz berborak dengan jiran dia..., jiran dia ni pulak adalah seorang apek cina yang begitu peramah sekali

Naz ni memang seorang yang sempoi dan tak tau malu..sedangkan bra yang dia beli pun dia boleh tayangkan.., ilmu di dada pun kira ok la bab agama kan..



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Lokasi : Nilai, Negeri Sembilan
Waktu : 8.00pm


Apek:  Naz aa...itu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Naz:      Manyak bagut. Bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...

Apek:  ?!! err ... saya kawan ada cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Naz:      Apa probrem ?

Apek:  Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tatak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ..
Naz:      Cehh... apek, lu apa celita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...

Apek:  Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Naz:      Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap maen woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek:  !!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.6??
Naz:      ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha .. saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: ! Tiu nia ma... lu jgn maen2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Naz:      Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (terus buka seluar)

Apek:  Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..
Naz:      Abis... lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek:  Saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau...
          Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka..
          molo punya olang..
Naz:     Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja..
         Bukan potong zaka la..... proton saga........


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Sekarang ni ang rasa apek yang bongok ker Naz yang bongok...????

Siapa yang tak paham sila baca kali ke dua.., kali kedua tak paham baca kali ke tiga..., kali ke tiga tak paham gak...,, pergi terjun Sungai Klang tu..!!!!!!!!


"Cerita rekaan semata yang di edit untuk kepuasan penulis"


Sekian....Peace (~_^)v


Moral Of The Story

- Orang lelaki jangan la suka tunjuk corte tu dekat orang lain kan..

- Naz memang suka tunjuk kemaluan dia dekat orang ramai...


Nak baca cerita orang kelantan klik SINI<---

P/S : zaman sek dulu gua suka mandi bogel ramai2..hahahaha


53 Orang Memberi Komen & Pendapat

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TeAqArH delete July 4, 2011 at 5:04 PM

ujang memang senonoh btol....apex n naz same2 bongok....apex ckp pelat...naz phm laen...proton saga btol la..^_____^

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Unknown delete July 4, 2011 at 5:05 PM

sangat luchiah lu punya entry woo. hahah

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Tieah Madian delete July 4, 2011 at 5:06 PM

CIS!!! Asal aku boleh baca entry ni sampai habis.. Gggrrrrrrrrrrrr.. PROTON SAGA!!!

Entry Terbaru 1: Perhimpunan Bersih Akan Dibatalkan?
Entry Terbaru 2 : Titah Khas Agong Mengenai Perhimpunan Haram 9 Julai
Entry Terbaru 3 : Sokong Bersih Tapi Tak pernah Mengundi

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Hasnita Hassan delete July 4, 2011 at 5:13 PM

lanchiau,knp wa baca entry lu ?lucahhh hahaha,lawak gila

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FizA delete July 4, 2011 at 5:14 PM

luuucaaaaahhhh..... hahahaa

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Anonymous delete July 4, 2011 at 5:14 PM

cakap biar jelas..haha...kn dh malu..

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Udin delete July 4, 2011 at 5:18 PM

aiiyaaaa.. pecah usus perut gua baca lu punya entri.. hahaha!

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Anonymous delete July 4, 2011 at 5:20 PM

mengong jewp !

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BERT delete July 4, 2011 at 5:27 PM

lucazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

tanjat bebeert lagi hakhakhak...

tapi mmg lawak ahhaha

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nazirulhazwan~ delete July 4, 2011 at 5:34 PM

corte lu mat, ni mengaibkan guwa ni, dem, hahaha

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Unknown delete July 4, 2011 at 5:36 PM

gambo lucah wehhhhhhh hehehe..terkesima skejap...tp tetap nk baca mcm mane hahahah

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.:AiN iKeUchi:. delete July 4, 2011 at 5:40 PM

ish2..lucah..la..hahaa..lawak 18 sxxx betul..la..haha

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Puan Eka delete July 4, 2011 at 5:44 PM

aiyak..kenapa sangat luichahhhhhh ini..itu gambar manyiakkkkk lucah woooooooooo...

ptong zaka..hahaha

lain kali tanyia apa lulu maaaaaaaaaa..

corte untuk simpiannnnnn lohh.hahaha

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Unknown delete July 4, 2011 at 6:24 PM

Naz yg bongok gi tunjuk. hahaa

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Areyoudys delete July 4, 2011 at 6:34 PM

as salam..
aagh!!
gila jap mata pakcik!!

nak amik entry ni! ujang punya kucil boleh jadi letrik woh!! tak payah bayar duit TNB. hari-hari pegi kucil
je

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Along Usop delete July 4, 2011 at 6:42 PM

sengal hahahahah!!!>..


walaupon dah penah bace.. tetap klakar!.. hahaha

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Mat Gebu delete July 4, 2011 at 6:44 PM

Haiyaakk...waaa manyak suweyy ini hali, baca ujang punya celitaaa..choiiii!!!....

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Mama Iqa delete July 4, 2011 at 6:53 PM

sama2 bongok..hehehe...
dapat gak hilangkan kebosanan baca entry lucas nie..hehehe

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suria lekatlekit delete July 4, 2011 at 6:58 PM

wakakaka.. cerita ni hot masa keja kat opis proton dealer dulu.

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Anonymous delete July 4, 2011 at 7:09 PM

gambar tersebut agak celaka ye

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ishiko delete July 4, 2011 at 7:16 PM

hoisshh....
xpaham mula2x.. hbs baca en3 baru gambar loading...


apee lahaiiii...

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Elih Japahar delete July 4, 2011 at 7:24 PM

Teringat lawak Jozan pulak haha...bengong tol lah tk bo blah punya celita ni, potong zaka 1.3 kah? :D

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! Arjunakirana ! delete July 4, 2011 at 7:41 PM

chewwww,,, nia ma kaaa haiiii... manyak musuk punya olang... hahahah

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JMR delete July 4, 2011 at 7:48 PM

xleh imagine luh ngn berbogel bro..hjahahahah

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Unknown delete July 4, 2011 at 8:40 PM

gambar hiasan tu..
xble blah..
macam real ni..hahha

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Unknown delete July 4, 2011 at 8:40 PM

gambar hiasan tu..
xble blah..
macam real ni..hahha

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Syafiq Rosli delete July 4, 2011 at 8:52 PM

boleh kuning aku baca entri ko..haha

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Unknown delete July 4, 2011 at 9:05 PM

ukey gua terjun sungai klang =='

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Unknown delete July 4, 2011 at 9:26 PM

kah kah.lawak seyh.potong zakar ngan proton saga

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Alif Haris delete July 4, 2011 at 9:30 PM

hahaha .. dua2 bongok .. ahhaha :D

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Unknown delete July 4, 2011 at 10:41 PM

dem!t'cemar otak aku bace entry ko!

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APi delete July 4, 2011 at 11:09 PM

semua bongok..
keh keh keh..

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Ayeem Jemain delete July 4, 2011 at 11:16 PM

hshs dulu aku hampir buat entry ni. tp versi comic/flash. tp tak jadi. jumpa kat blog mane entah dialog ni. cool!

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AyiLarimA delete July 4, 2011 at 11:19 PM

tet tet tet.... hahahaha... sensitif btol entry nie ! ngek ~

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Anonymous delete July 5, 2011 at 8:49 AM

hahaha.... ;-D
apek tu kalau ada blog mst dia da buat review pasal naz..haha

kesian kau naz

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Tea Dno delete July 5, 2011 at 11:17 AM

nasib wa tatak potong zaka. haha.

*double meaning

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putribongsu delete July 6, 2011 at 12:47 PM

apek, naz dan kau sama bongok. terlalu lucah ni weiiiii....pisang tak bersalah!! bengong

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Turtleman delete July 8, 2011 at 10:42 PM

ujang gambar tu ko buat perempuan2 kat luar sana takut makan pisang dah :P hu3
mangsa lunyai naz muaheeee

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Admin delete July 22, 2011 at 11:13 AM

gambar hiasan tu pisang ke ape tu>????


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